The Diamondbacks put Eric Byrnes and Chris Snyder on the DL. Byrnes has a hamstring injury from trying to steal third base. Snyder got fit by a foul ball while at the backstop and sustained a fractured left testicle.
I assume you can fix a fractured testicle, but that medical treatment would hurt like hell. Out of any injury that didn’t threaten a player’s life or career, I’ve never cringed as much as I did when I read that. In fact the only thing that comes close would be Felix Pie’s testicular torsion (sensing a trend?). And with Snyder you can’t make references to The Venture Brothers.
